They show up to meetings fully nude. Every time.
The Naked on Zoom Calls dog hoodie is for the pet who wanders through your video calls like they’re the star of the show—and they are. No pants. No shame. Just raw, unfiltered pawfessional energy.
Perfect for the work-from-home dog who doesn’t respect boundaries, deadlines, or dress codes.
Additional colors available upon request.
Perfect For:
– Remote workers with chaotic canine coworkers
– Dogs who interrupt meetings and contribute nothing
– Gifts for pet parents who gave up long ago
– Pups who thrive in “business casual but make it feral”
Product features
- Rib color options: Black or White
- Made from 100% durable Polyester
- Seven different sizes available for all breeds
- Custom assembly in the USA
- Seam thread color matched to design
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
| XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Girth (Circumference), in | 17.30 | 18.50 | 20.50 | 22.50 | 26.50 | 28.44 | 29.92 |
| Crown of Hood to Hem (length) , in | 14.25 | 15.75 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 24.50 | 26.59 | 28.69 |
| Collar to Hem (length) , in | 9.75 | 10.75 | 11.75 | 12.50 | 16.75 | 18.20 | 19.64 |
| Leg Opening, in | 7.00 | 8.20 | 9.30 | 10.00 | 12.50 | 12.99 | 12.99 |
| Neck Opening (circumference), in | 12.00 | 12.00 | 13.40 | 14.50 | 15.00 | 16.54 | 19.49 |
| Hood Opening (circumference), in | 13.00 | 13.60 | 15.00 | 17.00 | 19.00 | 20.96 | 22.54 |
| Pet Weight, lb | 3.97 - 8.82 | 7.94 - 14.11 | 11.90 - 19.84 | 18.08 - 29.98 | 28.00 - 41.89 | 55.12 | 66.14 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat
