They had a recruiter call once. It didn’t go well. And then AI came barking up the wrong door.
The FAANG Reject dog hoodie is for the pup who peaked during remote onboarding and now spends most of their day stress-chewing on a startup-branded tennis ball. They may not have made it to the big leagues, but they still believe in disruption—mostly of trash cans and quiet Zoom calls.
Ideal for dogs who bark like a product manager and nap like a burned-out backend dev.
Additional FAANG colors available upon request.
Perfect For:
– Techie pet parents with a sense of humor (and burnout)
– Dogs who once had potential and now just vibe
– Satirical gifts for software engineers, bootcamp dropouts, or VC ghosters
– Pups who pivoted… emotionally
Product features
- Rib color options: Black or White
- Made from 100% durable Polyester
- Seven different sizes available for all breeds
- Custom assembly in the USA
- Seam thread color matched to design
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
| XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Girth (Circumference), in | 17.30 | 18.50 | 20.50 | 22.50 | 26.50 | 28.44 | 29.92 |
| Crown of Hood to Hem (length) , in | 14.25 | 15.75 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 24.50 | 26.59 | 28.69 |
| Collar to Hem (length) , in | 9.75 | 10.75 | 11.75 | 12.50 | 16.75 | 18.20 | 19.64 |
| Leg Opening, in | 7.00 | 8.20 | 9.30 | 10.00 | 12.50 | 12.99 | 12.99 |
| Neck Opening (circumference), in | 12.00 | 12.00 | 13.40 | 14.50 | 15.00 | 16.54 | 19.49 |
| Hood Opening (circumference), in | 13.00 | 13.60 | 15.00 | 17.00 | 19.00 | 20.96 | 22.54 |
| Pet Weight, lb | 3.97 - 8.82 | 7.94 - 14.11 | 11.90 - 19.84 | 18.08 - 29.98 | 28.00 - 41.89 | 55.12 | 66.14 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 - 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat
